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Words women use Friday, Sep 7 2007 

This was forwarded to me – it’s soooo true!


 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an 
argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 

 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this 
means a 1/2 hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have 
just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping 
around the house. 

 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should

be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 

 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! 

 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a 
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she 
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time 
standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for 
the meaning of nothing.) 
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous 
statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to 
think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your 
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or 
Faint. Just say you’re welcome. 
8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying ____ YOU! 
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous 
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do 
several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in 
a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3. 


I’m graceful. Wednesday, Sep 5 2007 

After yesterday’s dog and burnt cookie debaucle, I took a benedryl to try to get myself to stop sneezing.  I stopped sneezing, but only because I was too tired to physically sneeze anymore.  This prevented me from making any more cookies, so when Justin got home we went to Henhouse to grab cookies (and Starbucks… now every store or shopping center I shop in has a Starbucks in it.)

On the way out, I was concentrating on walking in high heels whilst in a benedryl induced fog.  I got a text message and went to respond to it when I stepped in a parking lot pothole, twisted my ankle and hit the ground… hard.  My phone went flying and I collapsed into a ticked off heap on the pavement.  Really the only thing hurt was my ego.  And my phone. 

At foster class a current foster parent was there with her two kids talking about her experiences.  I fell in love with the kids she had with her, and it made me even more excited (if that’s possible) to wrap up our homestudy and get kids of our own!  One of the little girls was a dainty little two year old with long black hair and great big eyes.  She looked like Dora the Explorer, and I really wanted to take her home with me 🙂  Her name was Mia.  All things named Mia are beautiful, I’m convinced.

That’s really all I have to say.  If you didn’t laugh at the image of me falling in the grocery store parking lot, you have no soul.  It’s funny. 🙂

I do dog tricks! Sunday, Sep 2 2007 

How cute is this?  Go to this site:

and type in commands -the dog will do them!
I have found he will do: sit, roll over, speak, play dead, beg, fetch, jump on couch, and kiss.  Can you figure out any other commands?  Good dog.


Kids are funny Thursday, Aug 30 2007 

Kim forwarded this to me in an email, and I thought it was cute.  🙂