This was forwarded to me – it’s soooo true!

WORDS WOMEN USE 

 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an 
argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 

 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this 
means a 1/2 hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have 
just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping 
around the house. 

 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should

be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 

 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! 

 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a 
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she 
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time 
standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for 
the meaning of nothing.) 
 
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous 
statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to 
think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your 
mistake. 
 
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or 
Faint. Just say you’re welcome. 
 
8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying ____ YOU! 
 
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous 
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do 
several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in 
a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3. 

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