general nonsense 5:51 pm
Just a note – if you’re trying to get ahold of me and I’m slow at responding, its because I have entered that time of year that makes me question being a photographer. 🙂 I have multiple sessions a day for the next month as well as allergies from hades, so I’m tired, grumpy and frazzled. I still love you and will return to earth after the holidays.
For those of you that put up with me during this time, I’m sure there is a special place reserved for you in heaven.
funny 5:46 pm
This was forwarded to me – it’s soooo true!
WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this
means a 1/2 hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for
the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to
think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying ____ YOU!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in
a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
I'm just sayin... 